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Have you ever run into a sales person who insists on using the word invest rather than spend?

“You’re not spending on a direct mail campaign, you’re investing in market development.”

“You’re not spending on new packaging materials, you’re investing in a better looking brand.”

That kind of verbal gamesmanship drives me up a wall. Do people think they can pull the wool over a customer’s eyes so easily? I’ve been around purchasing people, executives, and business owners my entire working life, and I’ve never met one who would be influenced to buy something because the seller said invest instead of spend. On the other hand, I can think of quite a few who would decide not to buy something for that reason.

For small and medium size businesses in particular, whenever cash goes out the door, it’s either payroll, charitable donations, or spending.

Sales people who insist on framing their product or service as an investment do so because they want the customer to perceive it as something that adds value, not merely as an overhead expense. Well, wordplay is a pretty feeble way to drive home that point. If the customer doesn’t see a return, it’s up to the sales person to explain it – with facts, case studies, testimonials, demonstrations, or whatever it takes. But there’s no getting around the fact that if the customer buys into the ROI, he is going to spend to realize it.

One further point. Any person with purchasing authority in any business understands that any expenditure on the business is an investment in the business. When I was in packaging, customers frequently suggested that my corrugated boxes were an overhead expense. They knew better. They knew their products couldn’t be shipped without them. They knew they would lose every customer they had without corrugated boxes. Taking that position – i.e., characterizing a seller’s product or service as a commodity – is usually just a tactic for driving down the price. And again, merely insisting your product is an investment won’t close or salvage many deals.

Bottom line – talk turkey. Euphemistic language and verbal wordplay only detract from business communication.

Can you think of other examples of silly sales wordplay?

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