Image via WikipediaChess, like writing, is a game of skill. And like writers, each chess piece has its own unique personality and style.
Which chess piece sounds like you?
The queen is all-powerful, able to move in any direction as far as she wants. The queen is an expansive writer. Her interests are wide ranging and she attacks every topic deeply and with passion. Her writing can be rather intimidating, and while she may not make many friends, everybody wants her on their side. Queens make excellent short story writers, novelists, playwrights, and poets.
The king, like his queen, can move in any direction, but alas, only one square at a time. So while the king also has many interests, he writes in short bursts, focusing on a single point. However, the one point the king makes is usually an important one, one on which an entire topic may stand or fall. Kings have found many new employment opportunities since the advent of blogs.
The rook is quite powerful, but not very maneuverable, able to move only vertically or horizontally. The rook is a logical thinker and writes with dogged purpose. His interests are rather narrow, but he writes with authority and has deep vision within his sphere. He is superb at technical writing and excels in composing white papers.
The knight is an oddball who moves in an L-shaped pattern and has the unique ability to jump over other chess pieces. The knight is flamboyant and writes with flair. She is sometimes hard to understand because she has a unique take on every topic. She tends to jump around, and for that reason can be hard to follow. Just the same, the knight is full of surprises and can change the game when you least expect it. Knights crop up all over the board, but can often be found writing comedy, cartoons, screenplays, and blog posts similar to this one.
The bishop moves diagonally, fated to live his entire life on either white squares or black ones. Thus the bishop is able to write on one or many topics, but always with a consistent point of view. About half the audience will find him tedious, but the other half will be enthralled. Bishops are happily occupied when writing reviews, editorials, essays, and advocacy materials.
The pawn is a plodder, moving one square at a time in a single direction — forward. But like most common folk, simplicity runs only skin deep. The pawn has a few surprising tricks up her sleeve, such as always capturing on a diagonal and sometimes capturing without occupying the square of the captured piece. Most amazing, if the lowly pawn reaches her ultimate destination — the eighth rank — she may become an all-powerful queen or any other piece except a king! The pawn writes in plain language, and may be underestimated by the casual reader, who doesn’t take time to see the beauty and complexity of thought beneath her simple words. The pawn has enormous potential, and is like a caterpillar who may one day burst from her cocoon in the perfect form of any chess piece-writer she wants to be.
Oh, to be a pawn!








Brad, your mind’s on fire at the moment! I love this piece, especially the description of the pawn. I love watching pawns get to the 8th rank!
Joanna
Hi Joanna, I know how much you enjoy it. Maybe you should describe your coaching services as a pawn shop (sorry, couldn’t resist). But thank you for your encouragement – it means a lot.
I just loved this piece. The idea is brilliant. This is the kind of thing that simply “wakes” you up.
Jeevanjyoti Chakraborty, Why, thank you! Looking forward to more of your fascinating words as well.
A pawn shop? Bwa-ha-ha-ha! Good one, Brad!
Hey, you had to know I’d be a knight, right? Quirky, oddball, never likes straight lines. I think you nailed me with that one…
Pawn shop – inspired!
Robert, Yes, I think the knight suits you!
I enjoyed this post. And great timing – did you see last night’s episode of our favorite show?
Perhaps this drivel is inspiring to the “Day in the Life of My Cat (From the Cat’s Point-of-View)”-type writers out there. But, for a professional–not so much.
Brad, what a thoughtful metaphor. As for me, I think I’m an integrated mix an step into different roles at times.
A different way to look at writing styles, indeed. I wonder if broader personality styles could be analyzed in such a way as well.
Personally, I can relate mostly to either the rook or the bishiop.
Cheers
Andrew
Robyn, I’ve noticed that about you.
Andrew, Maybe you can take a stab at developing that idea. Probably could be done.
Brad,
Love this analogy! Very creative! I think the Bishop sounds a lot like me.
@ Dave: For the record, most of us who read Brad’s blog are professionals, and most of us love his creative, insightful, intelligently written posts. Having an appreciation for the imagery Brad has used here to describe the different types of writers has nothing at all to do with professionalism and everything in the world to do with imagination! (And, by the way, professionalism and imagination are not mutually exclusive!)
Thanks again, Brad, for another fantastic post!
Jeanne
Gee I hope I’m a queen.
… er …
… I think …
Pete, I was waiting for that problem to come up.
Yeah, now I’ve got my smart-aleckness out of the way, I’ll add my vote to the general opinion above and say this was a great post; one of those posts that sticks in your head for a long time. I found it fun, funny, inventive AND challenging. Made me want to experiment more.
Thank you, Pete, and thanks for visiting and commenting at Word Sell. Around here, you’ll never have to apologize for smart-aleckness.