Do you think the new Orville Redenbacher’s TV ads are as creepy as I do?

The digitized version of Mr. Redenbacher now haunting the air waves looks like a cross between a zombie and a corpse. Definitely NOT appetizing.

Many years ago I sold industrial supplies to Orville Redenbacher’s. I never met the man, but every employee I worked with was wonderful. It was a blue, unassuming factory on a lonely stretch of US 30 just outside Valparaiso, Indiana. Redenbacher made an ideal spokesman–a down-to-earth, plainspoken Midwesterner with a product good enough to compete against the big boys. (Not completely accurate, since by then the company was owned by Hunt-Wesson, Inc.)

But still … Very appealing. Very appetizing.

Apparently ConAgra thinks if down-to-earth is good, six-feet-under-the-earth is even better. Wrong! It’s no longer David (Orville) versus Goliath (ConAgra, et al.). Goliath ate David, and now Orville Redenbacher’s is just another brand. End of story.

ConAgra has recreated the body of Orville Redenbacher’s Gourmet Popping Corn, but with all their money they can’t recreate its soul.

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